Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency Unisex Hoodie

Your lack of planning does not constitute an emergency. But hey, thanks for the chaos. Our hoodies are made for the eye-rollers, the boundary-setters, and the heroes who manage to keep it together while everyone else is losing their minds. With sharp adult humor and just the right amount of “not my problem” energy, these funny hoodies are perfect for gifting to coworkers, friends, or anyone who’s tired of cleaning up after piss-poor planning. Wear your patience (or lack thereof) with pride.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.