Too old for this sheet! Unisex Hoodie

For the Halloween lover who's been there, done that, and is so over it—introducing the “I’m too old for this sheet!” hoodie. Whether you're dodging costume parties, skipping the haunted houses, or just not in the mood for one more pumpkin spice anything, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking. With a cheeky ghostly twist, it's perfect for tired parents, grumpy ghouls, and anyone who's just here for the candy and a comfy seat. Keep it spooky, keep it honest—because some of us are just too old for this sheet!


• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.