Too old for this sheet! DryBlend® T-Shirt

For the Halloween lover who's been there, done that, and is so over it—introducing the “I’m too old for this sheet!” tee. Whether you're dodging costume parties, skipping the haunted houses, or just not in the mood for one more pumpkin spice anything, this shirt says exactly what you're thinking. With a cheeky ghostly twist, it's perfect for tired parents, grumpy ghouls, and anyone who's just here for the candy and a comfy seat. Keep it spooky, keep it honest—because some of us are just too old for this sheet!

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.