Shipfaced Unisex Hoodie

Anchors up and bottoms down—it's time to get shipfaced! Whether you're cruising the high seas or just docked at happy hour, this hoodie is your official uniform for making waves and questionable decisions. Perfect for beach bums, boat captains (real or self-proclaimed), and anyone who enjoys a pun as strong as their rum. Soft, breathable, and just the right amount of irresponsible, this shirt is the life of the party—even if you don’t remember it tomorrow. Warning: may cause spontaneous toasts and unsolicited sea shanties.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.