Poke the Bear Unisex Hoodie

Go ahead. Poke the bear. Because some of us aren’t here to keep the peace — we’re here to test the limits. This shirt is for the beautifully unbothered and mildly dangerous. The ones who don’t flinch, don’t blink, and definitely don’t back down. Soft? Yes. Cozy? Absolutely. But make no mistake — the energy is unhinged and the warning is real. Wear it when you’re daring someone to make it your problem. Great for bad moods, worse choices, and mornings when caffeine isn’t enough to save anyone. Provocation included. Consequences? That’s on them.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.