My body is my temple DryBlend® T-Shirt

My body is my temple... except it’s the kind with questionable offerings, late-night snacks, and a strict no-cardio policy. This tee brings adult humor to the sacred art of not taking yourself too seriously. Perfect for anyone who’s self-aware, snack-positive, and spiritually aligned with naps and carbs. Whether you’re treating yourself or looking for a hilariously honest gift, this funny shirt is a shrine to real-life vibes and zero shame.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.