Mary Poppins! Unisex Hoodie

Sugar-coating? Not today, Satan. Our "I ain’t no Mary Poppins! There ain’t no spoonful of sugar up in this biatch!" hoodie is serving up adult humor with zero fluff and a whole lot of realness. Perfect for anyone who keeps it blunt, fierce, and funny, this shirt is a whole mood. Whether you're grabbing it for yourself or as a savage little gift, it's guaranteed to make people laugh—and maybe think twice before asking you to babysit. 

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.