I make your mom moist Unisex Hoodie

Warning: Wearing our hoodies may result in stolen attention, raised eyebrows, and possibly someone’s mom blushing. If “I make your mom moist” sounds like your kind of pickup line, and you’ve got “I’m too sexy” energy pulsing through your veins, you’re in the right place. Our hoodies are built for peak confidence, maximum charm, and absolutely no shame. Perfect for the bold, the beautiful, and anyone who knows they’re a walking thirst trap — or at least plays the part convincingly. 

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.