I’d rather listen to a yapping dog DryBlend® T-Shirt

For the people who’ve mastered the art of smiling while internally screaming “I’d rather listen to a yapping dog” — we see you. Our tees are for the bold, the sarcastic, and anyone who’s ever silently whispered “you’re annoying, stop talking” in a meeting, at a party, or to their favorite coworker (you know the one). Packed with adult humor and just the right amount of petty, these shirts make the perfect gift for your favorite savage — even if that savage is you.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.