Hairball Unisex Hoodie

Cold? Sure. But you’re really here for the chaos. Our “Rock, paper, hairball — nothing beats hairball” hoodie is made for the people who’ve been through the war zone of shredded carpets, surprise puke attacks, and the unholy wrath of feline fury. Soft enough to survive your daily hellscape, bold enough to admit the truth: when it comes to destruction, hairball always wins. Wear this if you’re done pretending cats are cute — they’re your furry overlords, and this hoodie’s your badge of honor.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.