Bath Toaster Unisex Hoodie

“It’s time...fetch me my bath toaster.” Heavy hoodie. Heavier emotional baggage. This one’s for the nights when hope is a concept you vaguely remember and your idea of self-care is charging your phone just enough to ignore everyone.

It’s soft, oversized, and perfect for pulling over your head while muttering “I’m fine” for the third time today. Great for crying in the car, passive-aggressive texting, and staring blankly at emails you’re never answering. It won’t fix your life — but it will keep you warm while it unravels.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.