At this point Unisex Hoodie

Let’s be real: life’s been throwing red flags like confetti, and now a clown’s offering you a one-way ticket into the woods? Honestly… sounds peaceful. Our “At this point if a clown invited me into the woods, I’d just go” hoodie is for those running low on hope but high on sarcasm. Soft, warm, and unsettlingly relatable, it’s ideal for anyone who’s mentally checked out but still shows up in style. Bonus: it pairs well with deadpan stares and a quiet sense of doom.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.